CAR CRUSHED BY SOFA FROM THE SKY
Sofa, so bad.
WOMAN FINDS TWO PYTHONS MATING BEHIND HER MICROWAVE
Cleese and Palin, probably.
WORLD CHEESE AWARDS
This cheese stands alone.
IKEA THREATENS TO SUE VIDEO GAME OVER SIMILARITY
Similarity #1: They both go on forever.
CHINESE MAN WINS LOTTERY, KEEPS IT FROM HIS FAMILY
Doesn’t want them to get complacent.
TAXIDERMIST WILL TURN YOUR BELOVED PET INTO A RUG
Pining for the fjords.
TRAPPED IN SHANGHAI DISNEYLAND
Shanghaied!
COBRA ESCAPES SWEDISH ZOO
Hey, little cobra.