HOTEL AQUARIUM SHATTERS; FISH ALL OVER THE LOBBY
Tippen Sie nicht auf das Glas!
THE HOT PRIEST CALENDAR
What the frock.
WOMAN HAS SURPRISE BABY ON AIRPLANE
Baby, schmaby, get that drink cart down here!
SNAKE CRAWLS OUT OF SUSPECT’S JACKET DURING ARREST
Who put that there?
STOLEN GERMAN BULL SEMEN
Beef stroganoff.
CHINESE DRIVER STUCK IN CAR THAT WOULDN’T STOP
Pop quiz, hotshot.