WEALTHY PERSON PAYS $15 MILLION FOR A LICENSE PLATE
#7.
DALAI LAMA APOLOGIZES AFTER ASKING BOY TO SUCK HIS TONGUE
Bodhisattva, won’t you take me by the tongue.
PLATYPUS ON A TRAIN
Platypuses are not native to trains.
THE SUBWAY CADBURY CREAM EGG SANDWICH
Oh, England, you’ve done it again.
MAN CAUGHT SELLING FAKE LPs
Ripping off the hipsters.
HOMEOWNER BEATS UP DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN
Poor guy was probably looking for the Susquehanna Hat Co.
MONOPOLY GAME ENDS IN SAMURAI SWORD FIGHT
Not even a Sorry!