THE OBITUARY NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE
A growing concern.
PARENTS LEAVE BABY BEHIND AT AIRPORT CHECK-IN
Lesson: always arrive early for your flight.
MAN FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO SEE HOW FRIENDS WOULD REACT
Todos ustedes han sido Punk’d!
MAN DIES, CRUSHED BY STREET RESTROOM
Aw, gee whiz.
THE FIRECRACKER, THE CARJACKING AND THE STOLEN PIZZA
Don’t make me explode you.
DRUNK ORDERING MCDONALD’S BECOMES AD CAMPAIGN
“We speak late night.”
4-YEAR-OLD JOINS MENSA
Smart alec.
THE NEW ZEALAND SAUSAGE TORMENTOR
This story’s a real banger.
GIANT CANE TOAD DISCOVERED
Ribbited, for her pleasure.
CATERPILLAR POOP TEA
Why’s this tea so lumpy?