FIRST LIGHTSABER TOURNAMENT HELD IN FRANCE
Luke, je suis ton père.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVER 2,400-YEAR-OLD TOILET
Jiggle the handle.
LETTER DELIVERED AFTER 100 YEARS
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better.
MAN DRESSES IN SHEEP’S WOOL TO ESCAPE PRISON
Not as innocent as a lamb.
FISH CAN RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES IN A MIRROR
“Hey, that’s-a me!”
BALLET DIRECTOR HITS CRITIC IN FACE WITH DOG DOO
Pas de deux deux.
WOMAN SWIMS 1.5 MILES IN ANTARCTIC WATERS
Cold-hearted woman.