CATERPILLAR POOP TEA
Why’s this tea so lumpy?
NEWBIE FLIGHT ATTENDANT DEPLOYS EMERGENCY CHUTE FIRST DAY ON JOB
Surely they taught him what buttons to not push.
BATHROOM AVAILABILITY AROUND THE WORLD
Oh, the places you’ll go!
THAI CHILDREN’S DAY CANDY DROP GOES HORRIBLY WRONG
Les Nessman reports.
CURSES FOR SALE
I’ll take two damns and a hell, please.
COFFIN MAKER CAUGHT REMOVING IV DRIPS FROM HOSPITAL PATIENTS
He dug his own grave, so to speak.