Affiliate Extras – FUNNY ARTICLES

R15.2: Fecal Urgency

(April, 2014) Professor Robert Hare is a criminal psychologist, and the creator of the PCL-R, a psychological assessment used to determine whether someone is a psychopath. His description of a psychopath is someone so emotionally disconnected that “they can function as if other people are objects to be manipulated and destroyed without any concern.” Here’s…

9) Tries to cash in her 8th life insurance policy for a kilo of catnip. 8) Trades in his Whiskas for prune-flavored Whippasnappas. 7) Instead of shredding your drapes, she sub-contracts the job. 6) Writes “Put me to sleep” in its litter box with pee. 5) Even when you strap a piece of buttered toast…

The following are actual last meals requested by Texas Death Row inmates. Ronald O’Brien (exec. 3/31/84): T-bone steak (medium to well done), French fries and catsup, whole kernel corn, sweet peas, lettuce and tomato salad with egg and French dressing, iced tea, sweetener, saltines, Boston cream pie, and rolls. * If it were me, I’d…

Actual answers given by contestants in the game show Family Feud: – Name something a blind person might use – A sword – Name a song with moon in the title – Blue suede moon – Name a bird with a long neck – Naomi Campbell – Name an occupation where you need a torch…

What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They’re totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They’re moody….

Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.” Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” Man: “Is this seat empty?” Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.” Man: “So, wanna go back to my place…

1.) Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space 2.) Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say 3.) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4.) Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case 5.) Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 6.) Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 7.) Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 8.) Panda Mating…

These anecdotes about the sources of popular expressions will make a good phone-in bit. Tell the anecdote, then ask listeners to guess which common expression resulted. (Most of these come from around 1500 in Merrie Olde England.) Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and were still smelling…

Here are some classic Court transcripts, all recorded by the keepers of the word in various parts of the world … LAWYER: What did the tissue samples taken from the victim’s vagina show? WITNESS: There were traces of semen. LAWYER: Male semen? WITNESS: That’s the only kind I know of. LAWYER: Did you ever sleep…