AWFUL RESTAURANT NAMES
Meet you at the Wrench & Rodent!
ARE YOU READY TO HAVE KIDS? TAKE THIS EASY TEST!
It involves cobras and a sack.
AND THEN THE MURDERS BEGAN
(March, 2017) You know how every fortune cookie can be made better by adding the words “in bed” at the end? Last week, sci-fi and horror writer Marc Laidlaw tweeted this: The first line of almost any story can be improved by making sure the second line is, “And then the murders began.” And it’s…
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A PREGNANT LADY
(May, 2017) Therapist Anastasia Pollock gives us a few ideas of things to avoid when talking to a pregnant woman. – Commenting on the size of the belly. – Telling pregnancy and birth horror stories. – You know what causes that, right? – Asking if the pregnancy was planned. – Touching the belly. – You…
FEELINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU HAD
Not every feeling can be put into words. But some can be put into foreign words. A man named Tim Lomas at the University of East London has been working to catalogue the many different types feelings found across the world. – Mbuki-mvuki (Bantu) – the irresistible urge to shuck off your clothes as you…
UNFORTUNATE NAMES
(Dec. 2016) The World Wide Interweb website has collected 100 True and Unfortunate Names. All of these have photographic verification. Many are from past decades. But all are unfortunate. Here are the ones you can probably get away with saying on the air: (FULL LIST HERE: http://worldwideinterweb.com/5736-the-100-most-unfortunate-names-in-human-history/) – Chardonnay Hooker – Harry Baals, Mayor of…
THE MEANEST BOSS IN THE WORLD
“I am paying you to work, not slouch in your chair.”
ROOMBA NIGHTMARE
When the robot vacuum runs over a pile of puppy poo.
HOW TO ANSWER VIRTUALLY ANYTHING ANYONE TELLS YOU
As the prophecy foretold.