AT THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW
Great, more plastic.
MICE CAN RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES IN A MIRROR
squeak squeak! (translation: What did you do to my hair?)
WHY DOESN’T EVERY COUNTRY HAVE THIS?
Write your congressman.
DUMB HEADLINES
Back for another year of dumbness.
PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS FOR 2024
It’s uncanny!
WHAT WAS ONCE STRANGE IS NORMAL NOW
Time marches on.
WHEN DO KIDS STOP BELIEVING IN SANTA CLAUS
You’re not gonna believe this, but it depends.
THE CHRISTMAS POTATO BONUS
At least this year we eat.