HAVE TWO KIDS, LIVE LONGER
No more, no less.
HOW WEIRD ARE YOU?
Everybody’s got something, you betcha.
THE WORST CHRISTMAS BONUS
Thank you for your hard work.
WHICH VILLAIN WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT?
Poor Jaws!
DUMB HEADLINES
Actual headlines. Actual dumbness.
THE DEADLIEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD
Look out behind you – Tapeworm!!!!
YOU’RE HIRED, BUT FIRST DO SOME PUSHUPS
Fitness test for a supermarket job.
THE WORST CHRISTMAS CANDY
Stick with cookies.