GEN Z SUFFERS FROM “MENU ANXIETY”
Can’t decide what to order.
TODAY, FRIDAY DECEMBER 15, IS THE MOST SEXLESS DAY OF THE YEAR
Tonight, everybody has a headache.
POPULAR MALE COSMETIC PROCEDURES
Going through the change.
THE MOST INTELLIGENT THING YOUR PET HAS DONE
The Saturday NY Times crossword?
DUMB HEADLINES
We’re deep in the December dumbness.
HAVE TWO KIDS, LIVE LONGER
No more, no less.
HOW WEIRD ARE YOU?
Everybody’s got something, you betcha.
THE WORST CHRISTMAS BONUS
Thank you for your hard work.
WHICH VILLAIN WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT?
Poor Jaws!