HALF OF US SAY OUR PARENT IS OUR BEST FRIEND
You really should try to get out more, but okay.
DUMB HEADLINES
Poor Giraffe Woman!
CONCERTS: DO YOU LIKE KNOWING THE SET LIST BEFOREHAND?
I hope Carly Rae Jepsen plays “Call Me Maybe.”
HOW TO LOOK STUPID
Use this handy list!
DUMB HEADLINES
Summer dumb has kicked in.
SHOT DOWN!
A simple, “No, but thank you for asking” would be acceptable.
KILLING THE CRUSH
Everything was going so well, until…
WHAT PEOPLE SAY BEFORE THEY DIE
Famous last words.