DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb De-Dumb Dumb.
Dumb De-Dumb Dumb.
Listen to your mother. Or someone else’s mother.
Oh, but it is.
Chill out.
Finally, a story with some bite.
I used to think that was stupid. Not anymore.
Oh, god, the dumbness… the dumbness…
Hi, grandma!
Be courteous.
It looked good on paper.