SURVEY: BATHROOM WARS

A survey of 2,000 British couples looked at relationships with regard to bathroom habits. The survey found:
– 70 percent of couples are currently in the middle of a “bathroom war” with their significant other.
– 20 percent of the respondents admit to ending a relationship because of their ex’s bathroom habits. For men, the biggest issue was how much hair their partner left in the shower drain without cleaning it. For women, it was the mess and smell a boyfriend leaves behind in a bathroom.
– 33 percent say their partner does way too much relaxing in the bathroom and hogs the shower.
– Over half of the couples say they argue about each other’s bathroom habits up to three times a week.
– Leaving the toilet paper roll empty was the biggest annoyance couples had. A partner who didn’t clean the toilet was the second biggest problem.
* There’s way too much crap in these relationships.
* Over half of the couples argue about bathroom habits up to three times a week? We need to get these people some help with conversation starters.
* I’ll bet men REALLY get annoyed with a woman’s hair in the drain after they start losing theirs. I mean, it’s just rubbing it right in your face. “Look how much hair I’ve got! And when it falls in the drain, it just grows right back!!!”
* Next time you’re about to blow your top over this bathroom stuff, remember these fun facts from the World Health Organization: “2.0 billion people do not have toilets or latrines, and of those, 673 million still defecate in the open – in street gutters, behind bushes or into open bodies of water.” Now aren’t you ashamed of yourself?
* Here’s a fun question: “If your significant other was a roommate, you’d have kicked them out long ago.” True or false?
* Here’s my pet peeve: why did the guy who designed the toilet shut-off valve put it so the only way to reach it is to stick your face right against the seat?
* PHONE TOPIC: Are you in a bathroom war with your partner? What are you fighting over? Counter space? Wasting toothpaste? Spit spots on the mirror?