TIME MAGAZINE’S MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE OF 2025
Once again, you missed the cut.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
THE SCHEDULE FOR A PERFECT DAY
Welcome to Pretend World.
IT WAS EXPENSIVE, AND I WOULD BUY IT AGAIN
Totally worth it.
THE MOST EXPENSIVE STUFF IN THE WORLD
Printer ink doesn’t even make the list.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS TO AN ADULT
**forehead slap**
DUMB HEADLINES
They’re good and dumb today!
THE MOST UNUSUAL THINGS LEFT BEHIND IN AN UBER
Forget me not.
THEY DO, IN FACT, MAKE THINGS LIKE THEY USED TO
(Don’t believe it.)