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It’s what keeps us civil.
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Klaatu barada nookie.
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There once was a man named Enos…
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How come you taste so good.
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Hello, you must be going.
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Money solves everything.
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It can be done.
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“This card certifies that I was thinking of buying you somethng, but didn’t.”
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Closing out a dumb year with dumb headlines.
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I got a lot of problems with you people.