WORDS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED IN 2025
I think we should ban band words.
PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS FOR 2025
“Aquaman! ” – Nostrodamus.
POINTLESS RULES OF SOCIETY
It’s what keeps us civil.
2025: THE YEAR OF THE SEX ROBOT
Klaatu barada nookie.
THE ODDEST MEDICAL STORIES OF 2024
There once was a man named Enos…
THE FLAVOR OF 2025: BROWN SUGAR
How come you taste so good.
HOW TO GET RID OF A ONE-NIGHT STAND
Hello, you must be going.
WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR A STRESS-FREE CHRISTMAS?
Money solves everything.
HOW I IMPROVED MY LIFE THIS YEAR
It can be done.
SURVEY: $10B SPENT ON GIFTS NO ONE WANTS
“This card certifies that I was thinking of buying you somethng, but didn’t.”