ADVICE FOR TEENS
Listen up, kids.
DUMB HEADLINES
Real headlines. Real dumb headlines.
AUDIO: NEW TREND: SONS STAY HOME WHILE MOMMY WORKS
A boy’s best friend is his m-m-mother.
YOUR PARENTS’ BIZARRE RULE
Your parents are nuts.
STATES WITH THE MOST GOLD DIGGERS
Follow the money.
FORCED SMILING TRICKS THE BRAIN INTO THINKING YOU’RE HAPPY
Smile, darn you, smile.
DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote for the dumbest.
THE MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES IN EVERY STATE
Where’s the originality, people?
AMERICANS GET TWICE AS MANY SCAM ATTEMPTS AS MUCH OF THE WORLD
It’s true, and you can trust me.