SCIENCE: CATS PREFER SLEEPING ON THE LEFT SIDE
They blinded me with cat science.
STUDY: MAKE YOUR BED, BECOME A MILLIONAIRE
I can’t even figure out fitted sheets.
IN THE YEAR 2065…
If man is still alive, if woman can survive.
DUMB HEADLINES
This week in dumbness.
STUDY: NIGHTMARES LEAD TO EARLY DEATH
I SPECIFICALLY told you to have sweet dreams.
1/4 OF PEOPLE WANT A BREAK FROM SEX
Oh, don’t bother getting a room.
FASHION POLICE
What look would you ban?
YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO DIE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
Well, not YOU, maybe.
THE LIE THAT SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL
Pants on fire.
SHOCK POLL: EVERYBODY’S TIRED
This is a very wearying one.