YOUR OWN PERSONAL CALL SCREENER
Hold my calls.
DUMB HEADLINES
The dumbness is rampant today.
TOY HALL OF FAME NOMINEES FOR 2025
Toys in the attic.
WHEN YOUR KIDS BUY STUFF ONLINE
Game tokens, clothes, crypto, food… wait – go back one.
WHY NO SECOND DATE?
This is why.
THE MUSIC THAT STOPS MOTION SICKNESS
Hope you like ABBA.
WHAT IS YOUR “NAILS ON CHALKBOARD” SOUND?
Nail filing.
PARENTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEIR CHILD WILL BE WHEN THEY GROW UP
Aren’t parents cute?
THE ADULT EQUIVALENT OF FINDING OUT SANTA ISN’T REAL
Wait – he’s not?