PARENTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEIR CHILD WILL BE WHEN THEY GROW UP
Aren’t parents cute?
THE ADULT EQUIVALENT OF FINDING OUT SANTA ISN’T REAL
Wait – he’s not?
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
STUDY: MOSQUITOS PREFER BEER DRINKERS
Gnat-urally.
THE HOTTER IT GETS, THE MORE SUGAR WE EAT
Because we deserve it.
AND DON’T COME BACK!
Why is that special someone never invited back to your home?
WHAT POWERBALL WINNERS HAVE SPENT THEIR WINNINGS ON
Win some, lose some.
UNCOMFORTABLE BODY SENSATIONS
Don’t touch me there.
STUDY: PHONES IN THE BATHROOM INCREASE HEMMORHOID RISK
Are you sitting down for this?
CRYING AT WORK
Quit yer blubberin’.