THIS YEAR’S DANGEROUS, WONDERFUL TOYS
“Slackline”
MOST PEOPLE ARE AFRAID THEY’LL SCREW UP THE TURKEY
And most people will be right.
THE ATTRACTIVENESS OF A WOMAN’S ARCHED BACK
Cirque du Soleil, hah-cha-cha!
NEIGHBORS: WE HATE ‘EM
Stupid Flanders.
CHICAGO: THE NATION’S RATTIEST CITY
Third straight year.
DAUGHTER WANTS TO BE ‘MOANA’ FOR HALLOWEEN; MOM EXPLAINS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
Oh, for the love of Pete.
“STUDY”: MEN SHOULD GO OUT FOR BEER TWICE A WEEK
No more, no less.
“STUDY” FINDS MEN WOULD RATHER DISCUSS EMOTIONAL ISSUES WITH BROS
Rather than with their girlfriends.
THIS MONTH’S “AREN’T AMERICAN’S STUPID?” SURVEY
What are the three branches of government?