WHEN YOUR KIDS BUY STUFF ONLINE
Game tokens, clothes, crypto, food… wait – go back one.
WHY NO SECOND DATE?
This is why.
THE MUSIC THAT STOPS MOTION SICKNESS
Hope you like ABBA.
WHAT IS YOUR “NAILS ON CHALKBOARD” SOUND?
Nail filing.
PARENTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEIR CHILD WILL BE WHEN THEY GROW UP
Aren’t parents cute?
THE ADULT EQUIVALENT OF FINDING OUT SANTA ISN’T REAL
Wait – he’s not?
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
STUDY: MOSQUITOS PREFER BEER DRINKERS
Gnat-urally.
THE HOTTER IT GETS, THE MORE SUGAR WE EAT
Because we deserve it.
AND DON’T COME BACK!
Why is that special someone never invited back to your home?