HOW TO STOP SEAGULLS FROM GRABBING YOUR FOOD
Googly eyes.
MY WEIRD RULE
People are strange.
DUMB HEADLINES
Read. Discuss. Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
DOGS ARE BORN WITH “HUMAN-LIKE” SOCIAL SKILLS
“Pass the puppy chow, if you would be so kind.”
PROUD OF THE LITTLE THINGS
Good for you.
CHRIST, WE’RE OLD
I… I don’t think I can go on.
OUTRAGEOUS BALLPARK FOOD
Step up to the plate.
IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY ANYMORE
Things are tough all over.
DUMB HEADLINES
Someone thought, “This’ll bring in the readers.”