THANKSGIVING TIPS FROM THE CDC
Picnic.
25% OF WOMEN CAN’T LOCATE THEIR OWN VAJAYJAY
Stop and ask for directions.
DAD FEELS BAD ABOUT TOO HARSH A PUNISHMENT FOR TEEN
Show some backbone, man!
DOGS CAN SMELL THE COVID
That’s rrruff.
AT LAST, A SMART TABLECLOTH
It tells you what you put on it. Genius.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Time to vote…for the dumbest headline!
DOGS HATE HUGGING
It stresses them.
BIDEN WINS/TRUMP WINS JOKES
Here are some lines to use when talking about the election this morning.
NO, HORSES DON’T “LOVE” HUMANS
My So-Called Friend Flicka.
TOYS R US HOTTEST TOYS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Finish that Halloween candy and get shopping!