AUDIO: CHRISTMAS TREE INJURIES ARE ON THE RISE
A survey from insurance comparison website ValuePenguin finds that Christmas tree-related injuries are on the rise. According to its survey, 1 in 5 Americans have reportedly been injured while setting up their Christmas tree this year. That number is 122% higher than last year. Of those who admitted they have received an injury from a Christmas tree, most were men.
* HAH-ha! Klutzy millennials!
* In particular, three men reported injuries. And the Top Three Christmas Tree Injuries were…
1. Dropping the tree on your foot.
CLIP: Stooges crunch
2. Getting poked in the eye with a branch…
CLIP: Stooges eye poke.
3. And getting an electrical shock from the tree lights.
CLIP: Stooges electric shock.
* Who compares insurance at a website with a dumb name like ValuePenguin? I always go to MarketplaceMongoose.
* So it’s true – the pandemic has people staying home and drinking more.
