COVID-19 POPPING UP IN NIGHTMARES
I forgot to study for my COVID test!
CONTROLLING DREAMS CLOSER TO REALITY
☑ Inception ☐ Hoverboards
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb dee dum-dum.
HIGHER RISK OF COVID RESPIRATORY FAILURE IF YOU HAVE NEANDERTHAL DNA
Ugg, more bad news.
THE MOST MISPRONOUNCED STATES
You hayseed.
SURVEY: PARENTS ARE NO HELP WITH HOMEWORK PAST 6TH GRADE
But you already know that.
THE STRANGEST SANDWICH ORDERS
Like grampa always used to say: people are weird.
AUDIO: THE GIANT SKELETON AT HOME DEPOT
Have you seen it? How can you not?
NOBEL COMMITTEE TO INCREASE CASH PRIZE THIS YEAR
More of those sweet, sweet krona.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb-dee-dumb dumb.