MAN COOLS OFF HOT PIZZA BY RUNNING IT UNDER WATER

In a post that appeared on Reddit’s Unpopular Opinions board, a woman claimed her husband pours cold water on his pizza to cool it down. She wrote, “In college, my husband and I would make oven pizzas and he would run his slices under the water fountain to cool it down faster. He says it didn’t change the taste and was still good.” She also shared a video in which a man can be clearly seen running water from the faucet over a slice of pizza, and then eating it.
(video: https://twitter.com/G_Bwick/status/1349028934248235009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1349028934248235009%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Ffood-drink%2Fhusband-cold-water-pizza-to-cool-it-internet-brands-him-serial-killer)
* He’s doing it on purpose? He’s not just rinsing it off because he dropped it on the floor?
* It’s hard to feel enraged when you know what it feels like to burn your tongue on pizza.
* Frankly, if he’s doing that to frozen supermarket pizza, it can only improve the flavor.
* Your wife ratting you out about your quirks to the entire internet. That can’t be a good sign.
* Maybe he likes his anchovies still swimmin’.
* PHONE TOPIC: What awful thing does your partner do to food?