MANY PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO STOP WEARING MASKS
Well, four anyway.
LOST YOUR SENSE OF SMELL FROM COVID? RETRAIN YOUR BRAIN
Practice smelling.
SCIENTISTS TRAINING BEES TO SENSE COVID
Trained bees. Why didn’t I think of that?
LONGER YAWNS = BIGGER BRAINS
Fact: birds yawn.
TOUCHED BY A ROBOT
There, there. (beep)
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Our weekly visit to Dumbtown.
STUDY: MEN WITH LARGE NOSES HAVE PRETTY BIG HOSES
One supposes.
OWNING A PET MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE, MAYBE
Or maybe not
CUSTOMER SERVICE SURVEY
Millennials tolerate poor service better. They’ll come around.
SCIENCE: WOMEN ARE THE MOST DIFFICULT
Don’t blame me, blame science.