KEN DOLL TURNS 60
Turn this story into a live comedy bit! We tell you how!
LIFE EXPECTANCY IN THE U.S.
If you were born in West Virginia… aloha, sucker.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Talk them over, have listeners vote on the dumbest.
WHY DO CATS KNOCK THINGS OVER?
‘Cause they’re jerks?
YOUR PET IS KILLING THE EARTH. THANKS.
Also, your dog’s barking wakes me up in the morning.
SCHOOL IN TROUBLE FOR “CHIVALRY DAY”
in days of old, when knights were bold.
FEWER ARTISTS FROM THE ALPHA GENERATION
And would that be such a bad thing?
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Stories you’re glad you missed.
FOODS WITH SMALLER SERVING SIZES THAN YOU THOUGHT
Hint: everything.
FUN GAMES TO PLAY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!
a.k.a. guaranteed divorce