SURVEY: MEN CRY MORE THAN WOMEN

According to a poll of 2,004 Americans by Vida Health, men cry on average about four times a month. Women, on the other hand, weep about three times in a given month. That’s 48 times a year for men and only 36 for women.
* Well, if they would stop running “Field of Dreams” so damn often, those numbers for men would come way down.
* Women cry less than men because, y’know – don’t want to ruin their mascara.
* Four times a month, that’s once a week. So… after sex?
* Or maybe more like before sex.
* I thought this topic was already covered by a study from Kleenex.