THE TOP 15 HOLIDAYS, RANKED

Website fivethirtyeight.com commissioned a poll to rank America’s favorite holidays. Here they are:
1. Christmas
2. Thanksgiving
3. Fourth of July
4. New Year’s Eve/New Year’s Day
5. Easter
6. Halloween
7. Memorial Day
8. Valentine’s Day
9. Labor Day
10. St. Patrick’s Day
11. A birthday
12. Veteran’s Day
13. MLK Jr. Day
14. Christmas Eve
15. Hanukkah
* Sorry, Columbus Day. Maybe if there was more drinking.
* Christmas and Thanksgiving are #1 and #2, but they involve the most work. It must be the extra days off.
* How did NFL Draft Day not make this list?
* So America likes its explosives more than candy.
* How about fireworks that shoot up, explode, and drop hundreds of Fun Size candy bars?