AT LAST, A CLEAR-CUT DEFINITION OF COMPULSIVE SHOPPING DISORDER
I’m not buyin’ it.
THE COST OF DYING: $20,000
The livin’ end.
ATHLETES PERFORM BETTER AFTER DRINKING A PINK DRINK
Any pink will do, apparently.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss and have listeners vote.
SURVEY: QUARANTINE HAS CHANGED OUR PERSONALITIES
Do you feel smarter?
MANY PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO STOP WEARING MASKS
Well, four anyway.
LOST YOUR SENSE OF SMELL FROM COVID? RETRAIN YOUR BRAIN
Practice smelling.
SCIENTISTS TRAINING BEES TO SENSE COVID
Trained bees. Why didn’t I think of that?
LONGER YAWNS = BIGGER BRAINS
Fact: birds yawn.
TOUCHED BY A ROBOT
There, there. (beep)