A PERFECT DAY
Finding money.
MOST DOCTORS LISTEN TO YOU FOR 11 SECONDS
It hurts when I do this.
AWFUL THINGS GUESTS HAVE DONE AT YOUR HOUSE
And don’t come back.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Olympic-quality dumbness.
SEX IMPROVES MEMORY IN MIDDLE-AGE
It also improves memory in middle age.
TEXAS STATE FAIR FOODS
Bring a ten-gallon hat, to barf in.
WOULD YOU GO TO THE MOON?
Amost half would not, because there’s nothing to do there.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Ripped from today’s headlines!
MORE KIDS’ FUNNY NAMES FOR THINGS
Kids say the darnedest things.