FACE MASKS MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE
This explains the Phantom of the Opera.
STUDY: SHARKS ATTACK MORE DURING FULL MOON
But not at night. Go figure.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read. Discuss. Vote.
SURVEY: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR SPOUSE IS AWAY?
No, after that.
MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS CONFISCATED AT AIRPORTS IN 2021
Please, sir, this is an airplane, not a public bus.
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FOR YOUR PET
Like they’re going to go to the gym.
COOL GADGETS AT THIS YEAR’S CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW
The Carousel of Progress spins on.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
And so we begin another year of dumb headlines.
PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH CELEBRITIES ARE LESS BRIGHT
Can’t argue with the science.
MIDDLE-AGE DOLDRUMS? TRY SKATEBOARDING
How do you do, fellow kids?