THE BEST/WORST DOGS TO SHARE A BED WITH

Do you let your dog sleep on your bed? Secret Linen Store analyzed the 100 most common dog breeds and scored them points from one to five on average height, weight, shedding, drooling, barking and energy levels — to determine which ones are the best breeds to share a bed with.
The Top Three Worst Dog Breeds To Share A Bed With:
1. The Bernese Mountain Dog scores a five for shedding, a three for both drooling and barking, and a four for energy.
2. Japanese Akita, with a score of five for shedding, threes for barking and energy. While they aren’t droolers, their large size and loose fur make them a less-than-ideal sleeping companion.
3. Leonberger. Scores a four for shedding and threes for drooling, barking and energy level.
* So how’d you sleep? rrrRRRUFF!
* Yuck. I’ll stick with my teddy bear.
* Still better than a husband, right ladies?
* How many points would Chewbacca get?
* Then there’s Pit Bulls, who have to give YOU permission to share the bed.

The Top Three Best Breeds To Sleep With:
1. Maltese. They’re small, they rank low for drooling and shedding, and score just a three for barking and energy.
2. Yorkshire Terriers. They’re heavy sleepers, and their lack of shedding and drooling means you’ll probably sleep through the night beside them.
3. Shih Tzu, with a score of one for both drooling and shedding, and threes for both barking and energy.
* Thank you, but I don’t need to Shih Tzu the bed.
* Go with a Chihuahua. You can just shove them under the pillow until morning.
* So what’s the name of this secret linen store – or aren’t we allowed to know?