PETTY OFFICE DRAMAS
It’s only petty if it’s not happening to you.
AUDIO: SURVEY SAYS A THIRD OF PET OWNERS TRYING TO MAKE THEIR PET FAMOUS
Stupid dog – be more famous!!!
STUDY: EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD LIKES THE SAME SMELLS
Like: Vanilla DIslike: Feet
STUDY: CAT OWNERS ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE, HAVE MORE SEX
Can’t argue with the science.
WOMEN WHO EARN MORE THAN THEIR HUSBANDS STILL DO MORE HOUSEWORK
We’re never gonna get this male-female thing worked out, are we?
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
March: In like a lion, out like a dumb.
THE MOST STRESSFUL HOUR OF THE WEEK
“All of them” is not an acceptable answer.
SCIENCE SAYS IF YOUR VOICE IS HIGH, YOU’RE GONNA DIE
Sorry, that’s that’s just the way it is.