LIFE LESSONS WE LEARN TOO LATE
Alas.
How do you like them apples?
Read ’em, discuss ’em, let listeners pick the dumbest!
Your cuisine delivered in 30 minutes of less.
…for lazy, unimaginative people.
The rest of us are angry at them.
Be a rebel.
The heck you say.
5, if you count, “I could’ve had a V-8.”
Collar Bones, walnuts, and teeth.