THE WORST CORPORATE GIFTS
“I got a rock.”
STOP USING YOUR BRAIN AND LIVE LONGER
Turn it off, turn it off!!!
DADS NAME THEIR KIDS AFTER MISTRESSES & EXES, A LOT MORE THAN YOU THINK
You’re mom doesn’t know this, but…
DON’T SKIMP – BUY THE GOOD STUFF
You’re worth it.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Nose rings, blanket forts and cow mucus.
LOTS OF ANTS IN THE WORLD
♪♫ Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant. Dead ant dead aaaaaannnnt… ♫
DUCT TAPE SURVEY
I’m stuck on it.
STUDY: TOO MUCH TV TO WATCH, AND NO ONE CAN FIND IT
Only Stranger Mandolorian Things In The Squid Game Building.