THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “My Best Friend Was A Seagull – Until It Attacked Me And Trashed My House”
2. “Why Mark Wahlberg Wakes Up at 3:30 a.m.”
3. “I Downed 12 Energy Drinks In 10 Minutes – And My Pancreas Ate Itself”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Blippi Franchise Expands With Meekah Show”