DO YOU HIDE CANDY?

Do you hide candy? Sure you do. A survey conducted by the Hi-Chew (* Gesundheit!) candy company of Japan finds that over half of us have a secret stash:
Who We Have Hidden Candy From:
1. Our significant other – 52%
2. Our children – 51%
3. Co-workers – 31%
4. Roommate – 28%
* Who’s left to hide the candy from? Total strangers? What’s the point?
* I guess you could hide candy from your Invisible Friend, but it might make them leave.
* If this story is supposed to shame me, it’s not working.
Top Eight Places Where Americans Hide Their Candy:
1. A high cabinet
2. Dresser
3. Desk
4. Closet
5. Above the fridge
6. In their bag
7. In their car
8. Under their bed
* 9. Stuffed into your cheeks like a chipmunk.
* What idiot would give a truthful answer to the question “Where do you hide candy?”
* Because it’s SO HARD to find candy in America. It’s not like they have any at the store, or the bank, or the tire place, or any office you walk into.