THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumbness never takes a summer vacation.
SCHOOL COACH HORROR STORIES
Everybody’s got one.
NOBODY LEAVES HOME ANYMORE
Get out.
EIGHT THINGS HAPPY COUPLES NEVER DO
Even though they do them anyway.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Real headlines, real dumbness.
AUDIO: HOW TO MAKE YOUR HOUSE SEEM LIKE A FANCY HOTEL
Because that’s your dream, right?
WHAT DO WOMEN WANT: ACTIVE VS. PASSIVE
Just do it.
SURVEY: AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE
It’s an oxymoron, we know.
LOSE WEIGHT THE COFFEE WAY
Brown fat.
STUDY: PEOPLE LIKE HEARING FROM OLD FRIENDS
This can only lead to trouble.