THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Coolest Bike At Walmart!”
2. “Maine’s Ugliest Bird Vomits On Intruders”
3. “I Live In The Nude With My Boyfriend Because Clothes Make Me Anxious”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “6 Things Productivity Experts Do When They Come Back To Work After Vacation”