THURSDAY – Sept 25
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DUMB HEADLINES
Haircuts, hotdishes and hurking. Vote for the dumbest.
10% OF SMALL TOWN ARE NOW MILLIONAIRES
Lottery pool pays off.
CHICAGO QUARTERBACK WINS FREE HOT DOGS FOR THOUSANDS
Caleb Williams throws for four.
THE TEN FRIENDLIEST CITIES
And who would know better than the people who live there.
How long does it take for a dog to become a pirate?
‘Bout ‘arf an arr.
Why Make An Extra Trip?
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You Know What? Mushroom Butt
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MOTHER’S DAY
To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. Today all of you have to say yes to me. Because on this day, I am all-powerful. I am… Momnipotent! (Bob’s Burgers) :09 2. Happy Mother’s Day! We made you a card. It has a picture of you giving birth and you’re saying,…
WEDNESDAY, Sept 24 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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