Old man is sitting in the park.
He tells the guy at the next bench, “I don’t smoke, don’t drink, I don’t eat desserts, I don’t chase women, and tomorrow I will celebrate by 90th birthday!”
The other guy says, “How?”
The Rembrandt of Hotel Towel Art
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Pass With Care
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WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Tuesday and Wednesday
DAYS OF THE WEEK
To download MP3, right-click audio player and use “Save Audio As” 1. I have got a serious case of the Mondays. (Steve Martin) :03 2. Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays (Homer Simpson) :03 3. The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays. :04 4. Now I’ve…
MAN CRASHES CAR INTO TWO HOUSES TRYING TO RUN OVER EX-GIRLFRIEND
I don’t suppose couseling would have helped here.
COUNTRY SINGER BRYAN MARTIN REMOVED FROM STAGE BY COPS
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TUESDAY, Sept 2 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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TUESDAY TRIVIA – Sept 2
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