COST OF THANKSGIVING DINNER 𝖴̶𝖯̶ 𝖣̶𝖮̶𝖶̶𝖭̶ OH, WHO THE HELL KNOWS?
According to e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶t̶s̶ idiots.
DRIVER TRIES TO GET OUT OF TICKET WITH “GET OUT OF JAIL FREE” CARD
That would screw up the whole Operation.
SMUGGLING BUDGIES
And the other parakeet says, “Yeah, but did you see the size of that worm?”
THE TOP FIVE THINGS PEOPLE ARGUE ABOUT
What tone? There is no tone.
WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, BUT…
…can we do it again?
CODY JOHNSON SITS OUT OF CMA AWARDS
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SAG AWARDS NOW TO BE CALLED JUST THE ACTOR AWARDS
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A man is caught shoplifting a bag of apples.
In court, the judge says, “I need to make an example of you. I’m sentencing you to spend one day in jail for each apple you stole. That’s seven – seven days in jail.” The man’s wife stands up and says, “Your honor, he also stole a bag of rice.”