DUMB HEADLINES
The dumb, it’s relentless.
MARATHON SPECTATOR BITTEN BY RABID OTTER
Why do otters hate marathon spectators so much?
OZZY OSBOURNE, THE HAUNTED HOUSE
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USELESS ADVICE, 20 YEARS ON
Take it from me.
CANADIAN TOWN TO SMELL NOTICEABLY BETTER SOON
Wake up and smell the coffee, finally.
GLAN HANSARD DIES IN MOTORCYCLE CRASH
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Why did the church use noodles instead of communion wafers?
They were Ramen Catholic.
WNBA Fashions
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Sassy Bookshelf
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WEDNESDAY, July 29 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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