ARSON SUSPECT FOUND BY POLICE WITH SINGED EYEBROWS
Do you smell smoke?
COCAINE SALMON
“I’ll have the fish, please.” – Cocaine Bear
CONDOM SHORTAGE DUE TO IRAN WAR DISRUPTIONS
Things are hard all over, I guess.
FARMER TO BREED UGLIER COWS
Don’t have a cow, man.
INDIAN TEMPLE REQUIRES VISITORS TO DRINK THE SECRET SAUCE
Respect the cow. Respect it!
WEDNESDAY TRIVIA – Apr 22
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A & M AUTOLAND – Free Iron
Big Al’s latest promotion isn’t so hot, and Big Mike gets steamed.
There’s a knock at the door.
Guy answers it, a sees a little man standing on the step. He says, “You’re not very tall are you”? Man says, ” I’m 3-foot 3.” Guy says, “So what do you want?” The guy says, “I’m the meter man.”