A couple gets married.

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The husband says, “Let’s put a dollar in this jar every time we make love. Then we’ll count it on our first anniversary.” A year later, they empty the jar and there’s a lot of money. A bunch of singles, and quite a few 10’s and 20’s. Husband says, “Where did the 10’s and 20’s come from?” Wife says, “Not everybody’s as cheap as you.”