EPiC: ELVIS PRESLEY IN CONCERT
Starts Friday, February 27 in theaters.
King Tut calls a restaurant to make a reservation.
The host says, “What’s the name?”
Tut says, ” “Tutankhamun.”
Host says, “How do you spell that?”
Tut says, “Hawk, loaf of bread, water ripple, water ripple, wheat stalk, scarab, owl.”
Where’re Ya From, Little Dogie?
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We Got Ya, Pop
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TUESDAY, Feb 24 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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WOMAN MISSING SINCE 2001 IS FOUND, DOESN’T WANT TO COME HOME
Who wants to face a sinkful of 24 years worth of dishes?
BROADWAY CANCELED SECOND NIGHT OF PERFORMANCES DUE TO BLIZZARD
“How do I get to Broadway?” “Practice, and a dogsled.”
TOM HANKS FINALLY OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY ABE LINCOLN
Coming to a theater near you in four score months.
HOW OFTEN SHOULD YOU CLEAN YOUR HOME?
You’re not doing it right.
HULU REBOOTING “THE X FILES”
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