HAIM TOUR PLAGUED BY SERIAL FARTER
Give him the stinkeye.
SPERM RACING COMPANY RAISES $75 MILLION
There’s a lot of movement on the backstretch.
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Al and Mike want to hear from you! (They’re lonely.)
LAINEY WILSON TO HOST CMAs
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Guy smiles at a girl on a bus.
She smiles back. He smiles again. She smiles back. FInally, she says, “When you smile at me, I want to invite you back to my place.
He says, “Are you married?”
She says, “No, I’m a dentist.”
Guy goes parachuting, but his parachute doesn’t open.
As he’s plummeting to the ground, he sees another man coming up through the air at incredible speed. The parachutis yells: “Hey! Do you know anything about parachutes?! ” The other guy shouts back: “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?!”
Cats vs. Dogs Chess Set
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Oh, Awhile. Why Do You Ask?
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They Live Among Us
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