WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
UNQUALIFIED PILOT FLEW PASSENGER JETS
Flew under the radar.
BOB ROSS ART AUCTION BRINGS IN $600,000
Easel weasel brings in the bucks.
CONDUCTOR TELLS KIDS TO GO AHEAD, CRAWL UNDER STOPPED TRAIN
Train up a child.
DUMB HEADLINES
This week in dumbness.
FLORIDA MAN JUMPS OUT OF MOVING CAR, LEAVES BEHIND WIFE & THREE KIDS
Going out for cigarettes?
INSANE WIFE KILLER TO PLAY SANTA AT PUBLIC EVENT
It’s okay, he’s on his meds.
U.S. MINT STAMPS OUT THE LAST PENNY
Goodbye common cents.
WACKY QUESTIONS FROM DUMB TOURISTS
Is all that green stuff scenery?
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Funny fake sponsorship announcements