WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Oct 1
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WEDNESDAY – Oct 1
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BAREFOOT AT THE OFFICE
Ah! that thou couldst know thy joy / Ere it passes, barefoot boy.
COMPETITIVE SWIMMER BITTEN BY SHARK
Not a boating accident.
HAIM TOUR PLAGUED BY SERIAL FARTER
Give him the stinkeye.
SPERM RACING COMPANY RAISES $75 MILLION
There’s a lot of movement on the backstretch.
A & M AUTOLAND – Contact Us
Al and Mike want to hear from you! (They’re lonely.)
LAINEY WILSON TO HOST CMAs
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Guy smiles at a girl on a bus.
She smiles back. He smiles again. She smiles back. FInally, she says, “When you smile at me, I want to invite you back to my place.
He says, “Are you married?”
She says, “No, I’m a dentist.”