THURSDAY, Oct 2 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
DRIVER WHO RAN OVER PET DOG FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO DIG ITS GRAVE
That’s the Texas way.
HOTEL CHAIN TRIES BREAKFAST-SCENTED ALARM CLOCKS
The time is half-past waffles.
DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote for the dumbest.
MAN STUCK IN MOTORCYCLE PAINTING MACHINE
Townsfolk said he was known as a colorful character.
THE MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES IN EVERY STATE
Where’s the originality, people?
THREE BEARS IN THE NEWS
Goldilocks nowhere to be seen.