DRUNK DRIVER CLAIMED HE HAD THE “BLOOD OF CHRIST” IN HIS VEINS
Jesus wept, and then rolled his eyes.
TRUCK FULL OF KIT KAT BARS OVERTURNS
Driver was a real Dum Dum.
THURSDAY TRIVIA – May 28
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THURSDAY ALMANAC – May 28
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THURSDAY – May 28
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ITALY (AND MOST OF EUROPE, ACTUALLY) DOES NOT HAVE TO GIVE YOU WATER FOR FREE
“You think water grows on trees over here?”
JAPANESE RESTAURANT OFFERS ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS CHALLENGE
Play Twister for sushi.
TAKE THE MUPPET TOUR
Wocka wocka.
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